And
it came to pass that the organization gathered to chew the fat.
The
question was asked, “What causes sales?”
The
Pharisee explained that sales came from management, that cut of jib
and attitude created sales.
The
Sadducee disagreed. Any fool could see that sales come from the
genius of marketing, advertising, and Following The Plan.
An
Essene, who was at the meeting on sufferance, to demonstrate
diversity, thought hard and said, “Sales come from customers.”
The
Pharisees and Sadducee were exceeding wroth, saying, “Customers are
not in this meeting.” And they covered the Essene with management
dung and drove him out of the safety of the walls.
...to
where all the money was.
Kick
off the New Year Right at Talk
Your Business
-
How to make more and better sales right away! Wednesday
Jan 30,
11:45 - 1:00 at the Arlington
Chamber Small Business Roundtable.
And as the Emperor's processional passed by the crowd assembled by the road to see his magnificent new clothes, a tiny voice was heard among the throng: "...but the Emperor has no clothes on."
ReplyDeleteSometimes it is the least among us who tells the greatest truth.