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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

How Sales Came To Be

And it came to pass that the organization gathered to chew the fat.

The question was asked, “What causes sales?”

The Pharisee explained that sales came from management, that cut of jib and attitude created sales.

The Sadducee disagreed. Any fool could see that sales come from the genius of marketing, advertising, and Following The Plan.

An Essene, who was at the meeting on sufferance, to demonstrate diversity, thought hard and said, “Sales come from customers.”

The Pharisees and Sadducee were exceeding wroth, saying, “Customers are not in this meeting.” And they covered the Essene with management dung and drove him out of the safety of the walls. where all the money was.

Kick off the New Year Right at Talk Your Business - How to make more and better sales right away! Wednesday Jan 30, 11:45 - 1:00 at the Arlington Chamber Small Business Roundtable.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

And as the Emperor's processional passed by the crowd assembled by the road to see his magnificent new clothes, a tiny voice was heard among the throng: "...but the Emperor has no clothes on."

Sometimes it is the least among us who tells the greatest truth.